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‘Celeb Guide Membership’ Is the Unhinged, Should-Hear Podcast of 2021


Photograph by Julia Burlingham.

Lily Marotta and Steven Phillips-Horst spent portion of their teen years ditching class to see B-list celebrities at ebook signings and meet and greets. The 2 comedians, who each grew up exterior of Boston, would hop right into a automotive and journey to Barnes and Noble, the CambridgeSide Galleria, or a Mohegan Solar On line casino in Connecticut with hopes of a glimpse and an autograph. “We beloved going to casinos,” Marotta, sporting her signature bouffant coiffure throughout a Zoom name with Phillips-Horst, stated. “Since we have been homosexual—and it’s not like we have been going to insanely scorching, loopy events on a regular basis—I might say extra of our rebel was simply driving to a on line casino within the Northeast.”

The 2 met in center college, and have become inseparable throughout eighth grade after they bonded over a love for Margaret Cho (Marotta’s mom took them to see Cho at a meet and greet in Provincetown; they each wore feather boas), and the 2001 movie Sugar and Spice. Right now, Marotta is understood for her performing, showing on Excessive Upkeep and taking part in Monica Lewinsky within the internet quick Monica. Phillips-Horst has made cameos on Broad Metropolis and Women, and turned his stay comedic present “Discuss Gap” with Eric Schwartau right into a column for Interview. By way of all of it, their obsession with the lives of stars has persevered—throughout this interview, Phillips-Horst guided his video digital camera into his toilet, the place framed rows of signed posters line the partitions. There was Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Lopez, the solid of Veronica Mars, and a really younger Sandra Bullock sporting a pink bob. “She makes direct eye contact with you whilst you’re pissing, which is gorgeous,” Phillips-Horst stated.

The pair are actually turning this lifelong fascination into their newest challenge: a brand new podcast referred to as Celebrity Book Club, which is able to debut on January 13. In every episode of CBC, the 2 learn celeb memoirs penned by the likes of Gabrielle Union and Rosie O’Donnell, then come collectively to debate the juicy—and sometimes unhinged—particulars. 

For those who’re imagining this podcast to be a venue for celeb worship, suppose once more. It largely consists of a wholesome quantity of roasting and ribbing on behalf of Marotta and Phillips Horst, who admit they stay their lives by a “half-joking, half-serious” credo. However there’s additionally, at instances, one thing deeper there: private tales of wrestle and triumph that any individual can perceive. “Implicit in each celeb memoir is a making-it story,” Phillips-Horst stated. “They needed to make it. And there is an American dream in all of them that we’re drawn to.”

In dialog with W, the pair focus on Boston cultural tropes, the time they disillusioned Heidi Klum at Victoria’s Secret, and their hopes for what the podcast may change into.

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Photograph by Julia Burlingham.

There are hints on the podcast about your upbringing in Boston, as you each dip into heavy Massachusetts accents. I’m curious how the place you’re each from has influenced your strategy to comedy as we speak.

Lily Marotta: We love doing a Boston accent, however it’s a bit poser-esque as a result of we did meet at a Cambridge non-public college, and none of our dad and mom have Boston accents. 

Steven Phillips-Horst: Lily’s dad and mom are a scientist and a therapist. My dad and mom are a health care provider and a lawyer. We’re not working class from Southie. 

Lily: However I’m Irish-Italian, and that’s form of the Boston ethnicity. 

Steven: And my mom was Catholic, grew up Catholic, okay? With no penny to her title, one in every of 5 children, rising up in…Los Angeles, really. 

Lily: What has performed a job into my comedy by way of Boston heritage is Fenway, Goodwill Searching, all the time wanting as much as bad-ass males from Boston, but in addition the ridiculousness of the Cambridge girl, which is principally Elizabeth Warren; the massive necklaces and the kimonos and the ridonkulous academia surrounding it. And simply being on the East Coast, slightly little bit of sarcasm all the time weaves in. 

Steven: These two poles are the funniest masculine and female archetypes in our present society: this poisonous, masculine, Irish Catholic, red-faced, alcoholic—

Lily: —Bloated, Cape Cod—

Steven: —dad. After which the pretentious, fragile, kimono-wrapped, chunky jewelry-wearing, intelligentsia, Cambridge, Warren-ista who’s, you realize, allergic to each nut underneath the solar. And naturally, Boston has a wealthy comedy historical past: Amy Poehler, Conan O’Brien, Dane Prepare dinner, who’s an enormous affect on us.

Lily: Rachel Dratch.

Steven: The enduring Dratch. 

I forgot that Dane Prepare dinner is from Massachusetts.

Lily: And then you definitely understand each man in Boston seems like him, in a half-zip sweater, and large relaxed denims which might be slightly bit light. 

Steven: Boston can be a deeply provincial city that pretends to be cosmopolitan. And in order that insecurity simply vibrates via each inch of the town. It is fertile floor for comedy and offers you perspective. Like, “Nicely, we’re not the very best and it is really form of a shitty, boring place.” It places you in your house, offers you one thing to look as much as, and grounds you.

When and the way did you first understand you have been humorous? 

Lily: The primary joke I made was after I was 4. I wrote this complete skit, a business about milk. It was like, “After I’m within the metropolis, I drink cow’s milk. However after I’m within the nation, I additionally drink cow’s milk.” I’m not saying it’s touchdown now, however…

Steven: I wouldn’t establish as a category clown. I’m actually having bother saying that. I really feel like I used to be extra tremendous nerdy, actually into atlases. That was my childhood: the nerdy homosexual child. And I form of am nonetheless that individual. I consider myself as such a cultural analyst, a copywriter, a speech author, a speech pathologist, a pathological liar. I put these earlier than “humorous.” However I do wish to entertain, and I do wish to make folks chortle. 

Lily: I bear in mind the primary time I noticed you on the playground at recess. I really feel like Steven was in a head-to-toe yellow or orange sweatsuit. 

Steven: They have been zip-off orange cargoes from Previous Navy. 

Lily: And I bear in mind overhearing you speaking about Pokemon along with your different pal—however you simply had this sass. I may let you know had that sharp wit. And I used to be like, okay, he simply must undergo puberty slightly bit extra and we’ll be greatest pals. 

Steven: You undoubtedly found me.

Lily: You have been the mannequin on the seaside with your loved ones, I’m this creepy older man who’s like, “You’re lovely, babe. This is my quantity.”

Steven: “I found this child. He did not even know he was homosexual, strolling across the playground, tight little pants, I stated, ‘You: you are going to have a column in a web based journal sooner or later.’” 

Lily: At some point, you’re going to order martinis. 

Steven: At some point, you’re going to buy on-line, like slightly bitch.

How did the thought for the podcast come about? 

Steven: I wish to say that it was nearly a decade within the making. The primary time we talked about it, I used to be in Tampa in 2010. I used to work in politics and I used to be working for the Florida democratic social gathering. We have been studying our favourite ebook, which known as “Burnt Toast” by Teri Hatcher, an absolute insane journey into the psyche of a really—

Lily: —Determined, B-list actress—

Steven: —A really insecure actress who by no means actually bought the place she wished in her profession. The ebook revealed a lot extra. There was a lot between the strains, let’s say. Lily and I have been aside, we have been in several cities, however we’d speak on Blackberry Messenger. And we have been like sooner or later we should always have—

Lily: —A podcast, or a chat present. 

Steven: I do not even know if podcasts actually have been a factor then. We thought we should always name it the Pascoe County Guide Membership, which was the place I used to be in Florida. I simply thought it was a humorous place. We each love the forgotten hinterlands of America—which recollects to a different a part of the origin story of the pod, which was in highschool, how we’d all the time journey to random malls, like 45 minutes exterior of Boston, to fulfill D-list celebrities at a ebook signing or a meet and greet alternative.

Lily: We bought actually into this semipro wrestling league referred to as Ring of Honor. We drove to a Veterans of Overseas Wars Corridor in Randolph, Massachusetts, and there is this huge wrestler there. We don’t know who he’s. He is like 70 years outdated—I believe he has one mind cell left, due to being crushed so many instances—and an enormous handlebar mustache. We simply see that he is signing t-shirts and autographs, and at this level, anybody who’s signing an autograph or an 8×10, we’re like, performed.

Steven: We went to New Hampshire to fulfill that blonde lady from Actual World San Diego. We additionally noticed Goldie Hawn at a Barnes and Noble. We famously skipped college to fulfill Heidi Klum at 10:00 AM at Victoria’s Secret on the Copley Mall. 

Lily: It was senior 12 months and she or he’s doing a signing at Victoria’s Secret on the fanciest mall within the space. I am so excited that I inform Heidi, “I skipped college to return see this!” After which she will get so German and so indignant and so unhappy. And is like, “No, no, return to highschool, return to highschool.” Actually disillusioned Heidi Klum, however you realize, nonetheless bought the autograph. 

Steven: Mainly, we love celebrities. We’re obsessive about Us Weekly. Some might name it a responsible pleasure, however I believe, when the arrival of hyper-celebrity tradition was occurring round 2003, we eschewed that studying of it—that it was unhealthy for you, or shallow. We have been like, no, there’s one thing actually enjoyable and particular. However we additionally aren’t blind celeb worshippers. 

Lily: It is a mixture of, okay, we love you, we’re obsessive about you, you are icons, but in addition we’ll roast you. We see the ridiculous and the camp.

Steven: And if I could quote one in every of our highschool icons who I believe has actually fallen off the wagon and is insane now, however Kathy Griffin— 

Lily: One other individual we drove to go see at a Mohegan Solar On line casino, by the best way.

Steven: In one in every of her specials, Kathy Griffin goes, “And simply so you realize, I am a fan of everybody I make enjoyable of.” I’ve all the time beloved that line. I believe it actually encapsulates perspective on the world: everybody’s honest sport, however everybody additionally deserves the good thing about the doubt. 

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Photograph by Julia Burlingham.

Studying memoirs does look like an fascinating and inventive means in to celeb worship. 

Lily: Our favourite sort of memoir is the one which’s off the rails—the place you’ll be able to inform it’s a celeb simply speaking on a Dictaphone. To not title names, however let’s say, the Jane Lynch memoir—it’s very, “I used to be born in Illinois. After which I went to this faculty.” After which there are some which might be only one run-on sentence for 300 pages.

Steven: That Jane Lynch one sounds very very similar to Amy Klobuchar’s memoir, which was really psychotically snooze alert. She describes in nice element the assorted additions that have been made to the varsity home she went to between the years of, like, 1880 and 1940. We have been simply speaking about this on the episode we recorded yesterday, which was Janice Dickinson. There is a sure excessive watermark for memoirs: the drug, sex-fueled rage, the place each web page is awash with blow jobs, debauchery, extra celebrities, and coke. However what we’ve discovered doing the pod is that someone from all completely different industries and genres will be actually fascinating, and has a light-weight to shed on the world. 

Lily: We’re not simply doing the massive names. Sure, it is celebrities, but it surely’s additionally meals folks—let’s do Anthony Bourdain, or a David Chang. Let’s elevate the Momofuku CEO’s voice, as a result of he simply would not get to talk sufficient. 

Steven: Bourdain is the Janice Dickinson of meals in that the ebook is simply coke and betrayal, mob bosses. It is tremendous frothy and juicy and pulpy. However the Danny Meyer ebook that we learn is admittedly fascinating. 

Lily: It is about, like, gross sales of foie gras, which we love to listen to about.

Steven: And I believe celeb gives a prism via which we dissect tradition. Then additionally, flip the mirror again on your self. 

Lily: How are we like Jessica Simpson’s cousin? It makes you ask these questions. 

How do you determine which memoirs are going to be included within the podcast? Have been there some that you just thought-about a should?

Lily: We began out with the memoirs we have already learn, that are our canon memoirs: Teri Hatcher, Leah Remini, actresses from the 90’s. As we have been actually honing our podcasting expertise, that is after we have been like, let’s look outward, let’s get into Danny Meyer, Barbara Corcoran from Shark Tank.

Being a podcast host pair appears to me harder than meets the attention (ear). It’s important to have banter, perceive one another’s timing, and know when to circle again to a major level after a tangent. Have been there any podcast host pairings you have been trying to for inspiration for this sequence, or any comedic pairings that you just have been watching/listening to?

Steven: There have been actually ones we wished to keep away from.

Lily: To not toot our personal horns, however I believe it comes naturally. Simply the truth that we have been having an ongoing dialog since we have been 14—why not document it? 

Steven: We’re hooked on speaking, and I am going to say this: on a real degree, we’re addicted to creating one another chortle. Nothing brings us extra pleasure than getting that chortle out of your pal. 

What’s your dream for Celeb Guide Membership? 

Steven: I need Celeb Guide Membership to have a pleasant home within the nation, with a canine, a cat, and a duck. And perhaps two adopted daughters, who we undertake at age 12, after which give away. 

Lily: That is principally Steven’s marital dream. I hope folks ought to adore it, I hope folks do not get sick of us. I need folks to attach with us, and really feel like they’re within the room after they’re listening. 

Steven: I additionally do not wish to be carrying water for celebrities. I wish to pump up some, however I do not need folks to return away from this being like, “It is an amazing podcast about celebrities. I do not care concerning the hosts.” I need us to shine. I do wish to tour, globally. 

Lily: A tour in any respect fabulous resorts. Like, our reveals are on the Waldorf Astoria and the Longaberger Basket Resort.

Steven: And in addition conference facilities. I believe the Sydney Opera Home is a pure match. Merch is low-hanging fruit, however that is undoubtedly on the record.

Lily: We would like our personal martini glasses being offered at CB2.

Steven: We’re not simply going to throw you a t-shirt from Zazzle. It should be issues that actually make sense for the present, that are ashtrays, martini glasses—

Lily: —bathrobes, silk kimonos. Okay, now I am really form of going: what if folks began ebook golf equipment to learn together with us on the pod?

To inform the reality, when requested about your aspirations for the podcast, I believed you’d say one thing alongside the strains of hoping Heidi Klum could be a daily listener. 

Lily: Now that you just point out it, I might like to have her on. For a stay present, if we bought Leah Remini to return on, that will be iconic. However then we must reward them.

Steven: I am not making an attempt to be some celeb’s publicist. We’re fucking punk and have integrity. On my different stay present, Discuss Gap, we interviewed Tara Reid. She’s fully insane. That was enjoyable, however a uncommon factor.

Lily: That is what I am saying: a one-time, Remini stay present at an Italian restaurant. Mainly, I wish to meet Leah Remini.





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